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The Missing Year

Erm... hello...

It seems that it's been a year since I last updated this blog. Maybe it's best to give this thing another shot.

For those who are interested in what has happened in the previous year, I moved house, changed schools, got engaged and spent many tumultuous months, trying to convince my girlfriend's father to approve of the marriage, which he finally did. I'm sure it all would have made some interesting reading, but as they say in the bible, 'That's in the past, so stop your bitching, before I put a cap in your ass, punk.' Or something like that...

On a more serious note, one of my favorite professional wrestlers, Eddie Guerrero, passed away this week from apparent heart failure. Many people have put it down to the years of abuse he inflicted on his body in the past. See kids, there's a lesson to be learned here. That mullet will kill you in the end.

Well Eddie, now you join some of the other great wrestlers such as Andre the Giant, The British Bulldog, Mister Perfect and, erm... Ravishing Rick Rude, in the big colloseum in the sky. Come to think of it... that gives me an idea. Stay tuned to this space!

Viva La Rasa!